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A book/movie where a bored kid, Milo, gets this crazy toolbooth and drives away to this weird world filled with puns(Sea of Knowledge).
Milo was definitely on something.
"You ever read The Phantom Tollbooth?"
"Isn't that the one with the boring kid whos like so emo?"
"Huh..."
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A fireworks outlet/showroom which sells high quality pyrotechnics. Meaning they dont keep them on the shelves for ages. Also they have great sales, basically for every holiday. (Buy 1 Get 1 Free, Buy 1 Get One for 99cents, Buy one Get 2 Free -- on select items).
Most; if not all of the Phantom stores are organized, and very clean. They only sell 1.4g Consumer Fireworks.
When shopping at Phantom its best to get the Buy 1 Get Free sale. Most of the items are overpriced(but good quality) so this is your best deal if you're getting a lot of works.
Its also owned by the B.J. Alan Company. Phantom is primarily based in the U.S.
"Wow they have high prices"
"Heh go for the Buy 1 Get 1 Free sale its worth it"
"Phantom Fireworks has good fireworks but is a little overpriced"
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A larger poo teasing your pants by poking in and out of your anus almost touching cotton but dashing back in the second its presence is felt leaving nothing but its rancid odor left from is warm depths, where it can cling to all fabrics and smell for about 2 severe minutes.
Usually the preamble to a very large poo mostly within an hour.
If missed can lead to constipation.
Danny: man those tacos, cheetos, munchos with a coke...and a lot of water was good.
Jeff: yeah man
Danny: yeah wow i think i pooped my pants
Jeff: o man whats that nasty smell
Danny: i dont know man gimme a napikin
Jeff: ok
Dannt: naa dude it was just the Phantom Dooker
Jeff: o dang we need to get you to a hospital soon; th Pootrain will pull into Pants Station
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The feeling of having a vagina when you're transitioning from mtf, but it's not actually there.
Person 1: You don't have a vagina you have a penis
Person 2: Nah fam I have a phantom vagina
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The best drum corps in the world, always putting out a great show. Such as, Spartacus
Phantom Regiment is Sparatus
Wow, who was that amazing corps? Oh that was just Phantom Regiment.
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Kinda like when an amputee can feel a limb that is not there. It is when you can feel your penis in one spot when it is actually in a different spot.
You know when you tuck your penis and balls back and cross your legs to look like a girl.. Well in this case tuck the penis to the left and back but leave the balls to the right in front, don't push the balls back. Now move around slightly and like MAGIC your phantom penis feels like it is where it belongs centered over your balls in the middle even though it is not. Cool huh!
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When you wake up after being exceptionally high (on weed) and can still feel the effects and are kind of dazed. It's kind of like the hangover of marijuana.
Guy 1: Dude, I smoked so much yesterday. I woke up still feeling a little dazed.
Guy 2: You got yourself a phantom high my friend.
Guy 2: That's chillin.
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