Pi Call

When you pick up a call from a cell phone number whose digits are exactly the same as the first few digits of the decimal number π.

What are the chances that someone would pick up a pi call during their lifetime?

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Ki and Pi

Ki= loyal, kind, sweet and cute person
Pi= needs Ki to live happy

Man1= I know you since Elementary School! I think you are a real "Ki" 😪
Man1friend= No! I'm a completely "Pi" for you! You're my "Ki"!🥺

Man1 and Man1friend now are engaged
(Ki and Pi)

Pi in the Pandemic

When the number π tries to keep herself fresh in the mind’s eye of mathematicians and math educators, by getting involved in the christening of new words and phrases, such as “piralysis,” “Covid-π,” and “pi in the sky”; or by letting her and other pi expressions being redefined with new meanings, often associated with Covid-19 or its variants.

Like the top billionaires who became wealthier during the coronavirus crisis, thanks to Urban Dictionary, pi in the pandemic was productive in producing a few dozen new pi-words and phrases to keep the mathematical brethren in some quasi-aha! mood in the midst of fear and pain.

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Sigma Pi

fraturnaty imortalized in the song "Im an asshole"
(singing to the tune of found a peanut)
Im an asshole, im an asshole, Im an asshole till I die.
but I'd rather be an asshole than a fucking sigma pi.

"man you are such a sigma pi"
"shut the fuck up! I may be an asshole but never say that I am as bad as a fucking sigma pi! I oughta kick your sig pi cock sucking ass!"
"dude no, in your last bender you blacked out and joined Sigma Pi. that was what I was saying"
"aw fuck! that steel reserve fucked up my life! got any rat poison"
"fuck you! your nothing but a cock sucking sigma pi. I wouldn't help a sigma pi end his own life if he beged, you are just going to have to learn to suck cock."

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Christmas Pi

When symbol-minded folks decide to come up with some math crackers in the form of π-related quickies and trickies for Christmas to enliven the mood of math geeks, who couldn’t wait to go back to school to indulge themselves in some creative problem solving.

Moonlighting school math teachers in Singapore have been pressured by some owners of tuition or enrichment math centers to come up with at least twenty-five brain-unfriendly Christmas pi questions to meet the mathematical needs and wants of their restless, bored students.

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Pi-Polar

The disorder when a polar bear changes it shape randomly into the pi symbol. This does not harm the bear as in anywhere from 2 minutes to one hour the bear changes back to its original shape.

Person 1: Dude, didn't you hear the polar bear at the zoo has been diagnosed with pi-polar disorder!!!

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Sigma Pi

the essence of whack; a memeber of the Greek system wholly unaware of the true extent of their homosexuality.

One who likes the "shocker", even when applied by the hands of other males.

Shit Pi

Sigma Poop

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