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When you are talking to someone and you sneeze, getting snot all over your elbow and face. Then you keep your elbow above your nose and awkwardly walk away like a fucking idiot from the person you were talking too until you get tissues. But when there are no tissues you run away to the bathroom or try to play it off. (Typically happens in School).
My brain: Fuck I gotta sneeze
Person: *Talking*
My brain: Sneezing in 3..2...1
Me: Sneezing and gets shit all over my face
Me: *Awkwardly walks away looking like a fucking idiot with his/her elbow above thier face.
Snot Storm
When some slow ass fucktard keeps looting and he dies to the storm
person 1: how did your dumbass die?
person 2: i got Clapped by the storm
An affliction that causes a man's penis to slowly writhe about in his pants throughout the day.
"You okay, Mario? You haven't stopped fidgeting in 20 minutes."
"Dude I have a nonstop Storm Johnson going right now."
A saying which is uttered when you or someone else underestimates something or someone powerful, intimidating, or dangerous.
Person 1: "Yo, did you see on the news? The storm is coming tomorrow, you better prepare!"
Person 2: "Pfft. Storm Schmorm. I don't have to worry about some bad weather."
When a guy cums and more comes out than expected.
I really shot a jizz storm in Kim's face.
When a low-pressure area develops in a large circle jerk and the volume of cum causes localised flooding and power outages.
Peter lost power and couldn't connect with the Internet after last night's jism storm.