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he got ready to get into the shower, his towel sliding slowly down his toned waist showing a v that dipped below his towel. i bit my lip, craving his body. he slowly, as if he knew i was there, untucked the corner of his white towel. there it was, already had, thick long with a small triangle of brown curls below his six pack, i slowly opened the door and he turned of the hot water, steam making my vision hazy, he gasped when he turned around seeing me, his dick becoming hard, all ten inches pointing straight towards me, without saying a word i turned around and undid my lacy bra, taking of my shorts, just leaving the red thong on. i walked over to him, tieing up my hair, i dropped to my knees, kissing his length, i swirled my tounge around his tip before suddenly deepthroating his whole penis, feeling precut drip down my throat, i massaged his balls in one hand and fingered my slit with the other, rubbing my clit until i was wet. he started to groan, and i took his dick out my mouth, he came all over my big tits, then i tittyfucked him. he flipped me over on the bathroom floor, and ate me out, rubbing his tongue on my clit then when i started to writhe beneath his touch he stuck his tongue and 2 fingers in my pussy, i orgasmed, shaking all over, and he said my juices tasted like candy, he rolled me over again, kissing my neck as he lifted me up, he gently probed me, and i could feel him stretching me out, he thrust faster and i felt him cum,
his juices flowing, and i came at the same time, going weak in the knees, he kissed my neck and put me back down, licking my whole body clean, we showered together, then got back in bed and 69d until we fell asleep …,did this make you horny? i hope you enjoyed this sex story
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Favorite adult beverage of choice that gets you really drunk and makes the wild story a bit more loco. This can be beer, wine, or usually straight alcohol. Typically good “story juice” is Tequila, Vodka, Everclear or something 70proof+. Originated in San Diego after a few to many Mexico trips.
Last night the story juice got the best of me and I took the grenade home. OR Eric had a bit to much of the story juice and threw up all over himself, now he is the story.
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When someone gives an excuse about why they are sucking ect. For example when someone gets owned on a game and cant execpt defeat.
Tim: "Damn, you only killed me cause i got serious lag."
Ian: "I dont want your life stories"
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A truly sad show that Andy has no real friends and sits in a Mental Asylum with the comfort of his toys and only his toys
Andy: MOM?
MOM:...................................
TOY STORY:OOF
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A story ment to turn somebody on
i'm at her house. I see her walk into the shower peeking through a small hole in the door, she starts taking off her clothes revealing her perfect tits. I couldent resist any longer I barge through as shes about to step in. Both of us full naked pull her to the bed. I shove my fully erect cock into her throbbing pussy. "OH MY GOD" "HARDER PLEASE" she yells. She then lets out a moan. I listen to her instructions and go harder. I pin her against the wall and start fucking her even harder. She yells in joy. "AH I'M GONNA CUM" She moans, I then fuck her harder. My cock was fully erect and rock hard and I get the strength to do one last final huge shove right into her tight throbbing pussy.
And that is my Sex Story
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A story that eventhough everyone in the room has heard it countless times before, must be finished before meaningful conversation can resume. Usually pertaining to binge drinking or lesbian moms.
That sounded like a Dennis story.
I wish he would stop with the Dennis stories, we already know them all!
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The kind of story you tell people so they can sympathize with you or make their hearts warm towards you, that way you can easily make them so your bidding.
Boy: I was supposed to go see the movie premiere with my girlfriend, but she broke up with me with a text last night, would you go with me?
Girl: awwn... what a sob story, but you're cute. I would!
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