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Once a minion always a minion. once touched a minion always touched a minion
Hey have you heard of Griffin's theory its so deep and memorizing
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The theory that wearing blouses with sparkle in the cleavage area will not only bring more attention, BUT more money in tips jars for those females in the service industry.
This also works with well placed glitter/shimmer.
Can be adapted for men with shiny belts.
This concept was first defined at the University of Illinois-Urbana in 2007.
Example One:
Waitress speaking to colleague after counting tips: "MAN, Sonia's made well over $100 more in tips than me! Her sparkle theory was full blown tonight!"
Example Two:
Waitress speaking to colleague: "Man, even that old grandma was staring at my tits today! What is going on!?"
Colleague: "It's cuz you got the sparkle theory going on!"
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When a man (usually early 20's) has sexual relations with women 4-5 years their junior.
Once again Rob's partaking in the Leyland Theory
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The universe began as the size of a pin head,extremely dense and hot.
As it got hotter the particles inside vibrated more and more until eventually nuclear fission occured, splitting everything inside it into two and creating infinite chain reactions. Eventually forming our solar system.
James theory prooved nuclear fission occured during the big bang.
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(noun) - a theory that unquestionably accepts the standard explanation for an event offered by the political, religious, social or economic apparatus of the time or the main stream media.
A belief that a particular unexplained event or action was caused by organically systemic or natural phenomena, despite evidence to the contrary, pointing to socio-economic, religous and political manipulation, collusion and censorship.
The idea that many important political events or economic and social trends are the products of benevolent, altruistic and trustworthy agents of control, governments, politicians, corporate leaders, media moguls, central banks, big banks, religious organisations, education systems, think tanks and philanthropists.
Antonym: Conspiracy Theory
Origin of Complicity Theory: First recorded 2020 (Melbourne, Victoria - Australia)
When Dan and Brett encouraged a dictatorship in their once great democratic city, it was presented deceptively as a form of benevolent undertaking; a complicity theory driven by State-run media was quickly peddled to the masses to gain their collaboration and unquestioning compliance.
The complicity theory was so deeply embedded in the socio-political and economic narrative that the population could not longer discriminate between what was in fact natural reality and what was illusory construct.
Upon learning of the duplicitous complicity theories that had unassumingly seized the power and sovereignty of the masses, the population finally awakened and arose, deposing the corrupt government apparatus and their tools of injustice, control and censorship.
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the theory that hot girls only travel in groups of other hot girls. and, if you see a good looking girl alone, stay away. there is something VERY wrong with her.
-Dude, why do all the hottest girls hang out together?
-Don't you know group theory?
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An extremely shitty band, whine about 10 times more then Nickle sac, but sound the same, and make me ashamed that I'm from the same country as these whiny ass fags. But Nickle sac still blows more goats, and it's all there fault these other shitty bands came out with the same sound, especially Saving Abel, what the fuck?
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