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While having sex, you light up a joint and blow the smoke into your partners vagina and later when she "queefs" you inhale the smoke
Dude I gave my girl a jamaican tour-guide last night and got high as hell!!
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having sex with any of the members of the gilligan's island tv show
I was so down for a 3 hour tour with Ginger, but then fucking Bob Denver showed up.
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An alcoholic activity where the consumer drinks 3 shots of whiskey followed by a pint of guiness or an irish carbomb.
Can be considered a more extreme version of the irish carbomb.
Last night I got ridiculously wasted, I pre-gamed at Amanda's before hitting the bars and then did an irish tour bus at midnight...then I stole 10 traffic cones.
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The stix. If your looking it up on here then you must know.
It's the end of no where.
The only good thing about port La Tour is that it's where Jay Perry is from and he always had great parties.
Yeah that Jay Perry Rules.
Port La Tour is the stix.
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In the wake of the CO-VID 19 pandemic, which occurred in the spring of 2020, the Youtube gods attempted to crack down on the hysteria by demonetizing content that contained the word 'Corona', 'Virus' or '19' in any variation, especially in that specific succession. So in an effort to avoid divine punishment, humanity made the collective decision (headed by Dan Avidan of the Game Grumps) to henceforth refer to the virus only as the 'Backstreet Boys Reunion Tour'.
Seven people in my town died after attending the Backstreet Boys reunion tour.
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Why would you buy a pair of good earbuds when you can get these for twice the price and half the sound quality? Shit son, they're even endorsed by Dr. Dre himself, and, like any celebrity, he wouldn't make false claims about product quality in exchange for large piles of money, right?
Sarcasm aside, these earphones are piles of shit (even when you get a pair that isn't a cheap knockoff from China). The only people who think they're "quality engineered" (according to none other than Monster's marketing department) are people who have never before used earbuds other than the even shittier Apple earbuds included with iPods/iPhones, or spent more than $10 on a pair. They only spent the money on these after seeing them in the latest pop/rap video on MTV, and decided to spend way too much because someone famous said they're cool.
Seriously, spend your money on something better, like Klipsch, Bowers & Wilkins, Sennheiser, Etymotic, Sony, V-Moda, and pretty much anything else that costs more than $60 and isn't endorsed by a celebrity.
Though if you only listen to Nikki Minaj or Justin Bieber, then fuck it, you only care about the bass and/or being popular, so go ahead and blow your parents' money on them.
"Cool" Earbud User: Hah, u dumb Apple earbud user, u should try my Beats by Dr. Dre Tour headphones and experience an ear orgams.
Normal Person: Um, these are Klipsch S4i earbuds, just because they're white doesn't mean they're Apple. And I'm guessing you define "ear orgasms" as "ear drum-raping levels of bass"? Here try these.
"Cool" Earbud User: What the fuck, what, what is this I'm hearing?!
Normal Person: It's called sound quality, something you look for when you listen to music that isn't just bass with autotuned lyrics.
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The greatest cartoon ever, starring the orginal 22 Total Drama Island campers plus two new ones as they travel across the world in the Total Drama World Tour Jumbo Jet, singing along the way.
Ale-Alejandro: Hey, did you hear Come Fly With Us from Walk Like an Eygptian? | MissTDITylerFan: Of course I did! Come fly with us. Come die with us! | GleekForTheather: I love Total Drama World Tour!
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