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Alex the Thief

One who breaks up with roommate... but takes the prized possession- The Toaster Oven.

He does this, while the roommate has sentimental value & assumes values.

Then. He doesn’t even use it.

Dick.

Dude. I thought we were friends. Alex the Thief

I went to make my delicious toast... And. It.Was.Gone. The precious toaster oven.

by Bitchy bartender June 28, 2019


fish thief

The savvy squatty fisherman friend of yours who scarfs up all the fish filets harvested from a fishing trip.

“Hey check out The Fish Thief Ray Ray running off with our fish!!!”

by Jack Macko May 4, 2022


Urban Dictionary Thief

A word/definition posted on Urban Dictionary that was swiped by a moderator and used as their own.

What the hell? I posted a definition on UD but it's been edited and posted under someone else's username! Freakin' Urban Dictionary Thief mods.

by ooberdoosh October 11, 2015


Carseat Thief

Somone who like young children under 6 and are still in car seats

Carseat thief likes young children in carseats

by jakelonglikesmen April 16, 2011


Thief junkie

A junkie who steals bc he cant afford it

Anthony couch really stole a old cracked phone. He really a thief junkie

by Hjij May 30, 2019


Horse Thief

an insult for someone who has wronged you or betrayed you in some way.

Johnny: You broke my granny's special vase! You yellow bellied horse thief, you'll pay for this!

by kobwebster March 13, 2023


boner thief

A girl who is so mean you couldnt get a boner if your life depeded on it

That bitch is such a boner thief

by Boner theif maker December 20, 2017