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Sneeze Thief

One who steals away a sneeze by saying bless you too early.

You just had to say bless you, didn't you? You damn sneeze thief.

by Pancho Rodriguez September 7, 2021


Thief in the night

Someone who likes to go out only at night and see women or men. You know for why..

Santi: I’m going to meet up with a girl tonight.
Me: Damn Santi so your a thief in the night huh?

by santiiii June 18, 2024


gravy thief

A woman whose ultimate goal is to get pregnant without having to go to a fertility clinic. Specifically, the "thief" tricks the victim by convincing the man that she wants to have sex with him. Afterwards, she will attempt to recover the man's "gravy" from a used condom by sucking it into a syringe and injecting it directly into her vagina. She may or may not pursue her victim for child support if she's successful.

Poor Bob fell victim to a gravy thief. Now he has to pay child support for a kid that's being raised by a lesbian couple, that fight his requests for joint custody.

by bruuuh March 13, 2015


Oxygen thief

A person thats is a loss cause and drain on world. Sad sack, loser, dick head, fkknuckle,fktardian, unit.

Omg that bitch is a oxygen thief guys. I so dont wantbto be in her space. Makes my skin crawl. Deep sense of dread when there around, do you feel it gf?

by HEIDI_AUSSIE February 12, 2021


cheap thief

One who Commits a felony in order to steal unvaluables.

The cheap thief commited a robbery but only made off with 50 dollars in change.

by DA price is right October 29, 2010


date thief

A woman who has absolutely no intention of liking a guy, goes out with him just to enjoy the free food, cinema, a drive home or, or whatever else he is paying for.

Girl 1: "I had such a great time with Tommy, we went for lunch, watched a movie at the cinema and gave me a ride home!"

Girl 2: "Do you think he's hot? Did he try to kiss you afterwards?"

Girl 1: "He did give me a bunch of roses and a box of chocolates, which is nice... but there's no way in hell I'd let him near me, the guy's fugly!"

Girl 3: "Then why the fuck did you go on a date with him??"

Girl 1: "I wasn't bothered to take the bus and I spent too much money on that new designer bag... the guy was asking me out for weeks, so why not enjoy some free food and a ride home?"

Girl 2: "you're such a date thief and a bitch... wow"

by CPU_man50 April 7, 2016


Xilo The Meme Thief

Xilo The Meme Thief is a discord user well know around Luci's discord server as The Giga Chad he has earned the nickname as for humiliating many people,Furries and much more to the point where he has humiliated a discord mod (that was a furry) to the extent that the mod had to mute him each time he arrives on the discord server.

"Bro nothing compares to this discord mod bro this furry makes Hitler looks like a turd in the fucking wind."

XIlo The Meme Thief is just a guy humiliating furrys and people.

by Whywashitlerabitch April 29, 2022