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Coined in Blade: Trinity by Ryne Renolds' character; Hannibal King, the term is often used to describe types of people the word 'cunt' simple doesn't describe well enough.
Thunder Cunt describes a person so cuntish that it is as if the Thunder God himself had thrown a bolt of lightning into an infected vagina, spread the infection to the brain of said person, leaving them a disastrous, miserable, lonely peice of shit.
Thunder Cunt.
"Ed Davison is a Thunder Cunt"
"Ed Davison you're a mother fucking Thunder Cunt fagoot piece of shit"
Yeah man, that guy Ed Davison is the biggest fucking Thunder Cunt in the entire world"
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An incredibly fast and enjoyable fellatial experience.
'Hey girl, stop this bitchin'and give me a thunder-suck!'
'My bird gives boss thunder-sucks!'
"The couple's argument was soon eradicated by the precise use of a well-timed thunder-suck."
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An appropriate term for Viagra.
The crazy old Texan Vietnam vet we gave an MRI to today asked if we could put in a porn for him to watch during the scan. To which I responded "no sir we need minimal movement from you for optimal results". He said "Don't worry son, I haven't had my blue thunder today yet."
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A hot male or female with a sexy body that you want to slam against rapidly.
Yo Padre..you're one fine thunder chunky. Wanna slam?
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When a chick is giving you a blumpkin and after you shove her face in the toilet.
Chick 1: hey so my asshole boyfriend did a thunder throne on me...
Chick 2: oh haha how was it?
Chick 1: shitty..
Guy 1: hey man so my gf was giving me a blumpkin and I pulled a thunder throne on her.
Guy 2: nice bro!!!
*guys high five*
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the fat guy at the pound in homeward bound
sassy (the cat): "this way thunder butt"
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A woman who has had so much sex that when she queefs it rumbles like thunder; a sound that echoes and vibrates in the air like thunder, often produced from a woman who is sexually promiscuous or loose.
"Dude, what was that sound?" "Dude, it just came from Thunder Queef!"
"Its sound was so amazingly disgusting, I thought that it was a thunder queef."
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