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buy the farm...not just a screw up...the most major screw up...like auger in...ask a pilot
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to be low on gas in the middle of a highway.
shit.. Lorreta we must be ass-screwed! that gas meter is redding all over again!
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a drink made with o.j. and tequila
I ordered a "slow screw" at the bar
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During sex when taking your female partner from behind, before her screams get too loud and wake the neighbors get her to bite the pillow- i.e. the act of screwing on the silencer!
Bill- 'Hey, thought you had your bird over last night for some loving? i couldn't hear shit from next door even with the glass pushed up against the wall. what happened?'
Bob- 'It's ok, i was screwing on the silencer!'
Bill' 'Nice!'
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Similar to "Eff them;" a derogatory remark used by a person or group to another party they do not get along with. If someone says "screw em," they will create tension on the already failing relationship.
If China doesn't like it, screw em!
The refs are making terrible calls, screw em.
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When you know what is about to happen is not good, because it happended before and you feel it's about to happen again.
Friend 1:
"I think he will be faithful this time."
Friend 2:
"Wake up. You're about to get deja screwed."
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