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When you go to take a slash and
the piss comes out in two streams.
I woke up the next morning and pulled
a forked tongue in her bathroom.
Let's just say, she had a lot to clean up.
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A term used to describe a person who is not "in" on an inside joke.
Nevermind you, fork olives. You wouldn't understand.
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Where the southern rasies its finest. And the best Southern accents you can find!! Where the green "green" grass grows. Nothing to do except go down to our river lots and get drunk and fuddd up, with all our family, friends AND neighbors. Where a dumbfuck "stabs" the local bad ass. Where the law is taken into our own hands; and on the contrary the "law" knows us all my our first names. And we are called the "Great laurel forkians". Watch out.
Well hell, in Laurel Fork we've all been friends since we was knee high to a grass hopper.
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A wakandan fork is when you use your pointer, middle and ring finger and spread them in a W shape then place the pointer finger in the vagina. Place the ring finger in the asshole. Then place the middle finger on the taint then violently finger away. This technique was invented and used by the African tribes.
I used a wakandan fork last night on Alexia. She thought I was a big black man.
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Quick change of mind
Was headed to grab a drink with you all as planned but my girl called & brain forked me. Next time...
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A plastic fork that has been left outside and is dirty due to rain and mud. It is used for eating, cutting, or stabbing. Usually used by poor or homeless people.
I found a paul's fork on the ground and used it to eat then i stabbed my friend
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