A guy who says he doesnβt pull, but pulls more bitches than anyone you know
βWho is that guy how is he getting so many females?β
βI donβt know man heβs a total He Mattβ
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When you cum on a girl's stomach and she pushes the cum down in her vagina and uses it as lube much to your surprise, disgust, and slight sexual curiosity.
Amy is such a freak she tried to give herself a Matt Splat much to my amazement and secret arousal.
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Matt Nicholls- Drummer of metal core band Bring Me the Horizon, lives in Sheffield. Great at drumming,incredibly attractive. Best friends with all his mates. He is a really fun person to be around from what it seems like in pictures. He's my second favorite.
Girl: Oh my god, who's that?
Me: Thats Matt Nicholls, the drummer of bring me the horizon.
Girl: Hes so hot and great at drumming.
Me: I know.
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A Matt Exclusives is someone who is a hypocrite
Only the most attractive man to ever live inside your television. Also known as Kyle XY.
Actor 1: Hey man i'm trying to get this part in a film. The script says the dude has to appear good natured and extremely hot.
Actor 2: If you Matt Dallas it, you'll get the part for sure!
some hot guy that created south park
in the south park credits it says created by trey parker and matt stone
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