inch-pound

noun:
1.) A unit of work equal to the work done by a force of one pound acting through a distance of one foot in the direction of the force. 1 inch-pound = 0.11298 Joules.

2.) A measure of force required to insert an inch of your penis into your partner. Varies with position, orifice and willingness of partner.

verb:
3.) What one does while having sex with a small-dicked male.

1.) The engineer applied 8 inch-pounds of torque to the screw. What a fuckin nerd!
2.) It takes over 100 inch-pounds to have sex with Claire and only 3 inch-pounds to do anal with Bethany. Probably should hang out with Bethany.
3.) Ishmael got dumped by Samantha because she was sick of inch-pounding him and getting nothing in return.

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Brown-pound

To beat up a female who is much much smaller than you to the point where her face is extremely bruised. Taken from Chris Brown's beating of his hot girlfriend.

Aaron: Dude, my girlfriend said nickelback sucked. I brown-pounded her.

Jake: (hits aaron hard) dude, you dont hit a woman! and nickelback DOES suck!
(hits him again)

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Pounding the Silage

a term used by country people in the act of having sex.

Were you guys pounding the silage last night?

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Pound Town

A British Discount Store

Me- I took her to "Pound Town"
Dude- You railed her?
Me- Nah B, that new discount store that opened up

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Pounding Father

A Person or Group of People (Pounding Fathers) who founds a secret society of Heavy Drinkers.

Derives from the old english term "Founding Father" but made into a more modern term by replacing the "F" with a "P".

Sir Swoll: "Sir Peach, why are Sir King, Sir Sitch, Sir Czar, Sir Tweets, Sir Kreach and Sir Nugz so important to the Knights of the Pound Table, our secret society of bros who serve by the three P's (Pound, Pussy, Procrastination)?"

Sir Peach: "Because they are the Pounding Fathers of the Knights."

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A Holiday Pounding

1.When somone finds a hot guy/girl on holiday then has sex with them.

2. Casual sex in the holidays

1.Hey man. You have a good holiday pounding?

2. hey babe. Wanna give me a holiday pounding'.

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Pound Puppy

The child of a law enforcement official, namely a cop.

Officer Dukatzi left work early to pick up donuts for his Pound Puppy.

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