Ron DeSantis

The literal antichrist who will bring forth the end of all things. Pure evil, he wants to purge all the gays, the transes, immigrants, poc, and others from Florida and eventually the entire country, maybe even the world. The most evil politician to ever exist and the second coming of Hitler, he makes Trump look like Barrack Obama.

"Ron DeSantis is a facist and will literally cause the second hallocaust if he is elected into office. If he wins, I'm fleeing to Malta."

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mo-ron

a mentally challenged person
(dumb)

Maddison is such a mo-ron.

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Ron Houston

Is a gay slime

Ron Houston is a gay Slime the gayest of all

son of ron

A person who’s penis is so large, it only seems possible he is the son of Ron Jeremy.

Bekah: OMG you know that guy I took home from the bar last night ? His penis was at least 12 inches.

Sara: I’ve never even heard of someone with a shlong that big. He must be the son of Ron.

Ron Nelson

A drink of mixed rum favored by the poor and college students

"When you mix Ron Roberto and Admiral Nelson's, you get... the Ron Nelson."

tomming the ron

A reference to Parks and Recreation. When doing something with someone else to boost their ego.

Guy 1: dude ive been playing online scrabble with my girlfriend but she's so bad at it.
Guy 2: maybe she's Tomming the Ron
Guy 1: yeah maybe

rons beanie

A beanie that mysteriously changes colour every few days that ron wears.

rons beanie
P1: Look, Ron's wearing his beanie!
P2: Oh really? What colour is it today