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A rule of sorts that applies only to overweight or obese people. If you have a bit of extra fat, then you're naturally better at cuddling than somebody who's in shape. If you're fat, you're like a big fleshy teddy bear, which is where the term comes from. The bigger you are, the cuddlier you are and the more teddy bear appeal you have. It can help you seal the deal with a guy/girl, or it can land you in the friendzone: it depends on how you use it.
Hot girl: "Hey, my friends have told me you're excellent at cuddling."
Overweight guy: "Yep. My secret is my extra weight-it keeps you warm when you cuddle me."
Hot girl: "I fancy the idea of testing that out. Yours or mine?"
Overweight guy's brain: "Score! Thank you, teddy bear appeal!"
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A very expensive and classic stuffed bear company. That thinks that just because their bears have a warranty they can rip you off in price.
A Vermont teddy bear is so over priced they think they can charge 100 bucks for a stuffed piece of faux fur. I'd rather buy uggs.
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Gay bearded man love near water.
Those guys were all so happy out on the beach going at it like wet teddy bears.
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When you drop your teddy in a puddle and wash it using your daughters left sock in a bag of bleach.
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Usually someone with a horn of hair, juggles flaming hockey sticks, and puts on caps backwards to look cool. Sometimes referred to as a downer, but most times he is okay. Maybe not the coolest kid around, but go to him for a fun time as he has a big imagination.
Mike: Man, I wish I was a Teddy Bang Yoo.
Homie: You think you're the only one?
Mike: No, everyone wants to be a Teddy Bang Yoo.
Homie: Damn straight.
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a hella dangerous gang started in florida, not to be fucked with.
damn homes you should stay inside, the teddy bear gang is outside rn
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A Flat Ass, An Ass That Disappears Into The Persons Back, Giving Them A Torso That Looks Like A Teddy Bears.
"The Simpsons Characters Have Teddy Bear Asses."
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