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companies that do business in countries that have human rights violation while having blood money on their hands
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The sexual act involving two chubby girls performing a reverse Eiffel Tower on a skinny guy.
Chris had an Oil Rig with two big girls after Nate fell asleep.
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Oil sand is often referred to as non-conventional oil or crude bitumen, in order to distinguish the bitumen and synthetic oil extracted from oil sands from the free-flowing hydrocarbon mixtures known as crude oil traditionally produced from oil wells. Oil sand is found in extremely large quantities in Canada and Venezuela.
He had four oil sand contracts to clear up.
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A girl/boy that your roommate insists on bringing home from the bar time after time, despite the fact that she/he hasn't showered, nor can she/he spell shower. Eventually this clever animal, like an infectious disease, will; 1) live in your apartment, 2) eat your food, 3) use all of your toiletries and laundry soap in a sad, and unsuccessful attempt to "de-slick" themselves!
If you are at home now, turn to your left, now turn to your right, he/she is the one that is not your roommate!
"I can't believe it, that Oil Slick has been over every night this week and now there isn't any toilet paper!"
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an oil change is a euphemism for a blowjob, which in turn in a euphemism for oral sex, which in turn does not count as cheating (C:
Friendly Girl: Hey there soldier, you look like you could use an oil change
Sgt. Blue Balls: How did you know?
Prvt. Les: Careful she don't just bite it off.
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When a guy shits in his hand while he jacks off.Very nasty shit.
I heard that guy oil pumps himself.
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