Where there's smoke, there's fire

A stupid expression which actually means "If something looks or sounds bad (like someone looks dangerous or someone is screaming), something is wrong

For real tho, it shouldnt be, Where There's Smoke Theres FIre, it should be Where Theres Smoke, There's Firemen

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Where there's smoke, there's fire

If you see smoke, Run Bitch Run

Paris saw smoke so she ran away because Where there's smoke, there's fire

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where the wind blows

Pretty much anything to do with your ass or butt. The place where farts(as in breaking wind) come from.

Junior needs a kick where the wind blows before he gets himself into some serious trouble.
Did you see where the wind blows on that chick? IIt was tornadic

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Where the Wild Things Are

The male crotch, where "wild things" happen.

(playing paintball) "Just don't aim where the wild things are. Anywhere else is okay."

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Where the helmet ends

At the very tip of the penis...At the extreme end of someting...The end of the line...The end of the rope...Final resting place...At the tip of something...

Dis street sign sez "Dead End"...We at where the helmet ends.

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where's Elizabeth

"Where's Elizabeth" is not a question per se, but rather it is an expression men use when surprised. "Where's Elizabeth" is generally said when a man sees a corpulent female and is amazed in some way; but it can also be used when a man sees anything mammoth which is out of the ordinary, such as a lake monster.

I was in the bar last night and in walked a 300-pound girl...and I couldn't help but cry, "Where's Elizabeth"!

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Where you off

A phrase lazy northerners use instead of completing a full sentence. What they actually mean to say is "Where are you off too?"

Alright Pet, where you off?

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