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A place many feel sorry for because it repeatedly gets filled with Hill Biscuits by Hooligans. These Hooligans also tend to dump on the shitty Hill Biscuits and not flush.
DAD: What have you been doing lately?
MONK: Well, there were too many Hill Biscuits in the SNUF Bag so I bogged em in the Asda toilets and shat on em.
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A slang term used to refer to going to the bath and taking a poop, dump, crap,deuce, and ext.
The act of a human making a sausage shaped poop/turd and depositing the poop/turd into the toilet.
"That pizza has gone right threw me. I have to go make some toilet sausage."
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Noun. The left over hair on a male head after the balding process is complete. The hair on the back and sides of the head.
"Wow! I haven't seen Bob in years! He's got a full blown toilet seat!
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1. A paper substance with no significant use other then to wipe one's feces expelling cavity.
2. Anything written by Stephanie Meyer or L. Ron Hubbard.
Matt: "Would you like my copy of What Is Scientology?"
Trey: "Sure, I just ran out of toilet paper."
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niggity toilet - "brrrr niggity dop dop dop yes yes"
me - "damn. that's a niggity toilet alright."
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The sound a toilet makes when you take a very large dump. After flushing the toilet, it can not handle it and all the water runs out, the overworked crapper makes a coughing sound as it tries to pass your recent donation.
I was sitting in the stall this morning and the guy next to me must be eating too much brand. He flushed and the toilet coughed like it was dying, like an old man with TB.
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A phrase used for the act of relieving oneself while sitting on the spread apart lap of another individual while they, too, are relieving themselves on the toilet. The latter individual is then considered the 'toilet seat'. This is typically done in the woman on top position.
My boyfriend and I had to use the bathroom at the same time and couldn't hold it, so we ended up toilet seating.
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