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a stupid Jock named, Matt Donovan of Vampire Diaries.
Matt Donovan is a the biggest tool, and is also known as Captain Cardboard
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1. A male penis.
2. Your cock.
3. A device for fixing things.
1. Fuck with me, and I'll kill you with my tool.
2. I used a tool to fix my bleeding anus.
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Appraiser or more specifically, a commercial real estate appraiser in Chicago.
That appraiser is a real tool.
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Someone who kisses ass to get friends
peter had so much shit on his lips tonight. he is a fucking tool.
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Someone who thinks being a tool is a good thing, and reckons that having yu-gi-oh cards will get them chicks.
Tool1: So you like yugioh babe?
Chick: No!!! Bye!!!
Tool2: So.... wanna buy a yugioh dragon?
Tool1: Yeah ill get more chicks then for sure!!!
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A person who thinks they are really cool, when in reality the whole world thinks they are an idiot. This person is actually NOT cool, and potentially has spikey hair and/or wears timberlands with the pants tucked in. This person may think that they are ghetto when they are actually quite white, or they might know all the words to madonna songs.
Hey that kid Kyle is such a tool, he tucks his jeans into his timberlands.
Could you stop being such a tool? You're making me want to slap you.
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tool is a very versatile, insulting name. synonymous with the word douche, a tool is a guy, or possibly a girl, who has an obvious negative character trait. this can be said about a known person, or about an unknown person, i.e. during peoplewatching.
the negative character trait can be anything from wearing something stupid, to being way overconfident, to being a jerk.
Variations include: toolbag, toolbox, toolbelt
(guy walks past with uggs on and a pink v-neck)
Me: That guy looks like a tool. Check out his douchebag-status uggs and pink v.
(speaking about a friend who ditched me for the 'popular gang')
Me: Wow, John is such a tool. He think he's so popular and badass.
(speaking about a fellow peer who hit his girlfriend during a fight)
Me: Wtf, Joe freakin' hit his girlfriend today! I hereby declare he is a huge tool.
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