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to point out positive truths about oneself
khortsarethenewjorts: partyczar, you toot your own horn when you use the catchphrase, "i'm awesome."
partyczar: fact.
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A bastardization of the idiom "Toot my own Horn" but emphasizing a narcissism equivalent to wanting to have sex with yourself. Used ironically to brag.
Person 1: I don't mean to toot my own dick but I think this is the best painting I have ever made and better than what anyone else will ever make.
Person 2: Keep it up and eventually that ego will expand to the point it collapses and you devolve into an asshole.
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An office or school appropriate version of "Blow it out your ass." Also used be delicate ladies (or men) who don't want to curse.
"Sarah, I've seen monkeys produce better reports."
"Toot it out your butt, Frank"
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I really had to go but I was in a hurry, so I stopped at Wal-Mart for a quick Toot, Poot, n Boogie.
To brag about one's own sexual prowess, especially in regards to male penis size.
A conversation between friends after you have been tooting your own dick:
"Jeff was really tooting his own dick yesterday to Stacy."
"He sure was! Did you hear him liken his penis to a grizzly bear?"
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Right after fucking a chick, fart in her face and then escape on your scooter in a haze of ass vapour
Bro 1: Bro, 30 seconds after I nutted in Latoya’s snatch last night in the Bay Area I gave her the San Francisco Toot and Scoot
Bro 2: Bro what’s that?
Bro 1: I pumped her face full of my ass and then I dipped on my scooter
A more polite version of "blow it out your ass". In essence, a way of telling someone to leave you alone or fuck off.
If you think I'm going to listen to your mother berate me over the phone, you can toot it out your butt.
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