Backhand Touch

The act of touching someone who you have just met with the back your hands so that you do not violate their personal space and come off as a creeper while still initiating casual contact.

Mike: "I was at the bar when Lindsay, the cute girl I met, had a drink spilled on her butt. I used a backhand touch to check how wet it was. She didn't seem like the kind of girl who would respond positively to an ass grab that early."

Gabe: "Very smooth, she totally would have slapped you if you didn't use the backhand touch!"

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Water Touch

when your poo-piece touches the water before being released from your anus-hole.

Mandeep: "WOOOO!!"
Sean: What????
Mandeep: I just had a water touch!! The poo is still hanging from my anus!!
Sean: Can I see?
Mandeep: Yes!

Sean: Shall I wipe your ass?
Mandeep: Ok.

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Bro Touch

1) The act of slightly touching another man's penis with your hand or finger

2) Making bro's feel uncomfertable by grazing his dick with an object.

3) Act of showing love towards a bro

After lunch today, my friend bro touched me when i held the door open for him.


Bro 1: Dude what the hell?!

Bro 2: I'm just trying to show a little bro love

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Touching Grass

Something you haven't been doing

Person 1: Have you been touching grass?
Person 2: Whats grass?

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touch deprived

when you’re feeling horny asf and have a sexual craving for someone to touch you or feel you up.

Jenny: Ugh i’ve been feeling so touch deprived since I broke up with Sam.

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touch penises

1. when two penises touch

2. when you hang out with a male friend a lot, usually used from male to male

"hey man erik's hella cool"
"well why dont you go touch penises with him you like him so much"

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iPod Touch

The most amazing thing in the world next to the iPhone

you can browse the internet, listen to music, watch videos, view maps (i think) and all while bragging about it to your friends.

iPod nano+iPhone-camera-phone function+robber target=iPod Touch

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