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Carpal Tourette's

Just like Tourette's Syndrome can cause some people to blurt out offensive curse words, Carpal Tourette's is Tourette's of the hand, as in flipping someone off. Randomly. And because stupid people exist everywhere, you're CONSTANTLY flipping them the bird.

That dumbass driver almost hit me, sorry -- I have carpal Tourette's!

by BadAnnie March 2, 2021


canadian tourettes

the act of compulsively apologizing, even when it is considered unnecessary.

canadian: "ooh i'm soory"
american: "stop saying that"
canadian: "...soory"
american: "stop!"
canadian: "I can't help it, my Canadian tourettes is acting up."

by yrsolame January 21, 2023


Gym tourettes

The random bursts of colourful language which are screamed at someone who is struggling with weights or exercise within a gym environment.

Those two dudes by the squat rack are both suffering from an extreme case of gym tourettes...

by Mr. Awesome Jr. August 21, 2013


Tourette's of the Wallet

When you spend various amounts of money, both large and small, on things you don't really need, with no regard for budget or bills.

I accidentally bought a whole bunch of stupid shit online and totally forgot to pay the cable bill. I have Tourette's of the Wallet.

by mistresskiki May 29, 2011


Cole Tourette's

Just like actual Tourette's but with Cole.
When you are uncontrollably mean to Cole, like you totally had no intention to be mean.

"Cole you only did 4 models today?????? You fucking loser! ... Oops sorry I don't know where that came from it might have been my Cole Tourette's

by colelover420 February 15, 2019


FPS Tourette

Symptoms of Tourette typically exhibited by try hard FPS Players.
People affected with this kind of Tourette typically exhibit at least one of these tics:
- Cycling through weapons rapidly
- inspecting weapons repeatedly
- Bunny hopping with a knife
- use their spray after a frag
- spamming voice commands
- switching weapons while peeking corners, making them unable to fire

Although it is well known that fps Tourette sometime does manifest in voice chat, it usually attributed to toxicity as a whole, not an integral part of fps Tourette.

Dude 1: "Damn bro, Jett peeked A-Site with his knife out, again..."
Dude 2: "I know, he's always getting caught with his pants down..."
Dude 1: "Jett might be suffering from FPS Tourette"

by NoWhiffing May 7, 2024


gay tourettes

Someone who verbally points out anything he perceives as ridiculous or dumb as "gay," as if it were a verbal tick.

Person 1: (Points at a merry-go-round) Ha, gay! That ride's for kids, and gay lovers...

Person 2: wtf u talkin bout bruh? u always rode the merry go round all the time wit yo momma til you were 12...
Person 1: yo momma's gay! and you know what? that ride over there too is gay...
Person 2: dude you got gay tourettes...

by CannedBread June 3, 2016