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what teachers say to prevent school shooters
teacher: treat people the way you want to be treated
what the teacher is thinking: be nice to everyone to prevent school shooters!
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There are five ways to do this:
1.Cut it in four different ways and dip it in pickle juice so that when you drink the pickle juice, magic inside will grow back your finger. Side effects of this procedure may result in green finger, internet fame, and a tendency to eat your finger.
2.Wrap your finger in scotch tape after consulting google.
3.Get some piranhas to eat the flesh off your finger and use scotch tape to tape the broken part off the bone back and on a blue moon wrap your finger in wet garlic and hopefully your skin will grow back. Side effects of this may result in turning into a spooky scary skeleton, no vampires will try to bite your finger, and a weird garlic smell.
4.Ask a stupid doctor at Mayland Heights walk in.
5. Or just go to the hospital.
Jonny I want to know how to treat a broken finger!
What to say in a squeaky voice when someone opens a door to you and you want to surprise them. As said by cornholio
trick or treat, SONOFABITCH!!!
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This is where a man and his life partner prepare some "Rice a Roni" in a large skillet all the while, being nude. Once the rice is ready, place in a large serving dish. The two fun boys then begin to manually relive each other to the point of climax. The "gun barrels" then empty onto the rice and thus the "San Francisco Treat" is ready to be consumed. Allow 5 min to settle, add salt to taste.
So, I heard that you and your lover made and ate a "San Francisco Treat" last night. Did you remember to wear a smile?
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When someone wants to be treated a certain way, they say: “fart-treat me like that.” The “fart” before “treat” creates a cute tone of playfulness. It can also be used in sexual contexts.
“Fart-treat me like a donkey.”
“Dude, don’t fart-treat me like that anymore.”
“Fart-treat me like Dagon.”
The act of giving a man a skillful dick sucking from over the pants.
The term was popularised by tech death metal vocalist Oliver Rae alleron as an ongoing joke onstage with the band archspire
I was at Buffalo Wild Wings with Jared and he got under the table and gave me a San Francisco treat!
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This is a catchy catch phrase where your friends will use when they get something they want or use it when they are happy. It can also be a very annoying phrase at some points. It can be used to answer questions (it means I am excited to go or yes)
Do you want to go climbing today?
A. yeet yeet dog treat!!
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