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The act of a trombone being blown by a rusty man
AKA a nigga playing the saxo
Wow, that reverse rusty trombone is the new John Coltrane
Something failing couples try to save their marriage. The man attaches a low pressure air pump to his pens and injects air into his bladder, he then has sex with his partner as normal while 'peeing the air into her, making a trombone sound.
I totally Johnny Trombone'd her last night.
Why don't you guys try the Johnny Trombone?
One of the worst smells and weirdest sounds that exerts a Geordie man's hairy stinkhole after living off Zapatistas and pints for the whole weekend. The sound plays for not just a song, but a whole albums worth of disgrace, usually resulting in his girlfriend passing out, then waking up with no recollection of the weekend
Tom's stinky trombone is the real reason Sherilyn broke up with him.
Whilst sucking on the erect penis of the male origin, stoke your fingers from the front of the taint across the testes.
In the middle of an ikea, during a band concert she gave me a trombone job
"After three martinis and with my pants on the floor around my legs she was really Playing the trombone if you know what I mean."
Its like a rusty trombone, but you add a thumb and moo.
You haven't experienced a climax until you've had a flute trombone.
Basically a Rusty Trombone Reach Around, but with old and young.
Hey, Grandma, wanna do an old trombone on me?