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Troy is "stupid" because he is simple minded, conceited and insensitive to others.
why is troy stupid
Troy: I fucked your mom last night
Kid: Daddy??
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french phrase meaning threesome
French Boy: Bonjour madams, how about some menage-et-trois?
French Girl #1: des clous!!!
French Girl #2: *slaps boy*
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Main Entry: Fall of Troy
Pronunciation: Fa-hal uv Troi
Function: adjective
Etymology: Suckyville, USA
1 : Of or pertaining to a band that has no motor skills or rythem.
2 : Of or pertaining to a band that has no vocal clairity
3 : To pull a "Fall of Troy". Also see "To Screw Up"
4 : To make one's ears bleed
5 : To describe someone or something as the opitiomy of all that is bad and wrong in the known universe.
"oh my God, That is so Fall of Troy."
"That band sounds worse than Fall of Troy"
"Id rather die than listen to Fall of Troy"
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Everyone's first otp. The main characters in High School Musical
7-Year-Old: Troy and Gabriella are so cute! I want a relationship like that!
14-Year-Old: Not gonna happen.
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The most amazing couple ever seen. They're best friends. They fight a lot but they get through it no matter what. They have so many differences and yet so many similarities. This couple has been goin strong since September 27, 2009 and they'll continue for the longhaul! (:
That couple is so cute, they're such a Rachael and Troy couple!
Awe That's so cute! It's just like watching Rachael and Troy.
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When you________, but also, don’t?
Man I’m feeling a little “Abeds impression of Troy” right now
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The greatest man you will ever meet. He's super hot,. He's the best lover anyone could ever have. He's found his Emily, so other girls need to hop off. He has the most gorgeous deep brown eyes, that Emily gets lost in every time she dares gaze into them. He's an extremely gernerous person. He's a great friend, and he's extremely loyal. He's intelligent. He's strong. He's artistic. He has gorgeous collar bones. His hands are sexy as hell. He takes your breath away, and his smile makes you melt. He can be shy, but always respectful. He looks good in everything. He's a complete sweatheart. He's adorable beyond words. He's sexy. He's a passionate lover. He's an amazing kisser. He's trustworthy. He's a good fucker. He's gullable. He's great in bed. He's creative. He's artistic. He can make you laugh at any given point. And he's all mine.
I love you, Jonathan Troy Calderon. (:
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