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your ass, letting loose a fart
Oh my god, was that your stink trumpet that let loose in the elevator?
When two people cup their assholes together and then fart. It is only complete if you make the other person burp.
D - "Bruh, me and Jarred did the Polish Trumpet last night! He has a stronger colon than me, he made me taste my lunch and his breakfast"
C - "Bruh."
A loud parping sound with a rising and falling pitch, directed towards someone to express sexual attraction or admiration, when said someone is so sexually attractive that a mere whistle is not sufficient.
"Fuck me! She's so hot, she deseves a wolf trumpet!"
A soggy trumpet is when you start eating someone asshole out until it is drenched in their juices and your saliva, I'm talking Pacific ocean drenched. Then you either a) jam your fist wrist deep in the bitch and play her like a trumpet or b) grab that dudes dick and work it like a trumpet. Then to complete the rusty trumpet you blow into their asshole. Like blow their kidneys out blow.
Reptar: Have you guys heard of the soggy trumpet?
Running Man: Hell yea I did that to my chick last night
Jim: *mumbles
Juggalo: yea my wife gives them nigirly
Onyx: unfortunately...
Soggy: my girl did dat ish last night, ya feel me
1 - A mishandling of important paperwork that negatively impacts the team.
2 - When you are going down on your man/woman/tran and they blow diarrhea on you.
Did you hear about Tina? Her sloppy trumpet is really making a mess of things.
A synonym to "sloppy handjob", usually ends with the recipient being disappointed
"Yo man, she was a solid 10 but all I ended up getting was a trumpet fumble."
Puckering up and blowing into someone's as hole and pushing down on their stomach while they have diarrhea. Making it explode onto their face upon release.
You should have seen John gag after he played the "Tarnished trumpet". I've never seen anyone run to get a shower that fast.