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A person who often does sexual acts with another male, this eventually makes one member of the party lose so much weight that he must get a tummy tuck. Hence the tummy tucker is born.
"WOW, DID YOU SEE EARLY, HE IS A TUMMY TUCKER!" Said Dabear to Alan
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AKA Hotdog...(reference the original definition)...and just picture it.
Dick: Honey, how bout a titty tucker!
Honey: Is that a new kind of bra?
Dick: haha...I'll show you...
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Big time BAMA, best friend of matt "caveman" kaler (also a bama). Funny guy but hes a bama who thinks he can jump high. Sometimes known for random outbursts of violence, or being mean to people (Tyler Orr and Matt Kaler)
Aaron: Alvin that girls was ugly
Alvin: like one dem discovery channel girls
Aaron: O like those african tribes women?
Alvin: No dogg like one dem dead bitches
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Ordering four items from four different fast food restaurants off the I-285 Chamblee Tucker Rd exit and eating it all as a single meal. Options include a Zaxby's, Wendy's, KFC, and Taco Bell.
Guys I'm starving today...Let's hit up the Chamblee Tucker Circuit
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Promising a groundbreaking innovative genre changing product; and then having to admit that nobody bought it, or was interested in it. An epic fail Characterized by constantly changing your story, denying that you said something you posted online only a few months before; and responding to substantive criticism by simply claiming that the critic is a loser.
Man, Windows Vista is a total Tucker Max fail!
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Zak is the best thing that ever happened to me, I wouldn't trade him for the world. Yes, he's got a few flaws, because nobody is perfect, and most of his aren't so bad. He is kinda stubborn though, pigheaded too. But he can also make me smile and laugh if he's really trying to, he's sweet when he wants to be, and supportive when he needs to be. And it's just the beginning.......
me: I wanna have a baby!
Zak Tucker: No, I dont want to have a baby.
me: Oh well, we are going to whether you like it or not!
Zak Tucker: ::sighs:: OK
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Everclear, Gatorade, and Redbull. Invented by the great Tucker Max himself, and immortalized in the UT Weekend story. Usually Carried around in a camelbak at a sports event, and used to get extremeley shithoused.
Arik drank Tucker Death Mix last Saturday and woke up in the park covered in puke and dog shit.
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