Retards that say "did you just assume my gender?!?!?", they also are in bad fandoms such as Steven Universe, My Chemical Romance and ugh, please don't make me go on.
Oh my god, Tumblr is full of Tumblr trash
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They are people who have lots of followers on tumblr
There are two types of tumblr famous people;
Nice Tumblr famous people (E.g. billie-j0e , feekey etc...) Who talk to their followers and occasionally follow back
And cock-sucking twats like scotzzz etc...
Are you tumblr famous?
No, but Jamjars is.
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Person on Tumblr usually between the ages of 13-19 with no artistic taste at all. Constantly spamming peoples feeds with images of over saturated garbage. Most notably things such as but not limted to: Monster Energy Drink cans, neon colored sugary candy( in or outside of the packageing), soda pop drinks, ice cream, Emo kids, anything that has the ability to glow, target shopping carts (its the bright red and chrome), water guns, dorito chip bags, fun dip, and more emo kids.
(finding out a new friend has a tumblr and you followed them before really bothering to look at their stuff, then when you find out they're a tumblr baby it's too akward to unfollow them)
*To self as scrolling through persons blog*
"G.D. Tumblr Babies..."
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The music listened to by the users on Tumblr. Artists considered "emo", are considered normal on Tumblr
Ya I could hear the Tumblr Music coming from the 21 Pilots concert last night!
Antonym to irony poisoning.
When someone perceives nearly everything through multiple layers of subcultural bias or programming, and nothing through observation. This could extend to someone not being able to sincerely express their own beliefs without someone else thinking theyβre being ironic or Insincere. And it could also extend to the inability of someone to take a joke coming from others due to preconceived notion they can't be joking.
Person 1: Have you seen X?
Person 2: That's for Nazis!
Person 1: No, it's not. You're just Tumblr poisoned.
One of the coolest teachers you will ever meet. They know all the memes going around and will often show them during class. This type of teacher gets along with the students very well because he has the same mindset. He/she will often dress very fashionably.
"Omg I have the funniest math teacher!! I'm class he kept telling us all these hilarious jokes. Do you know him?"
"No, but he sounds like a Tumblr Teacher."
A tumblr dad is a person who worries about other people like a parent would. A tumblr dad is someone who in real life tells random people to wear a helmet, drink water, eat food, take their meds, come home safely etc. This is similar to a lot of Tumblr users. Tumblr dads most likely do not have kids of their own yet but take care of their friends like a parent would.
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