Runny Tummy

A condition where you can't stop shitting yourself.

Symptoms include:

•Shitting your drawers
•Shitting out brown or green water
• A burning asshole
• Stomach Pain

Causes:

•Taco Bell
•Salmonella
•E-Coli
•Undercooked takeout

Treatment:

•Immodium
•Drinking water to keep hydrated
• BRAT Diet: Bread, Rice, Apples and toast as they are bland foods which wont aggravate the digestive system.
•Not eating Taco Bell

I ate a Taco Bell 3 hours ago and I now have a runny tummy as a result.