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When you are taking a hard shit and half way out it decides to shot right back up your ass.
tom : hey what that fuck do you call it when your shit goes back up your ass?
Phill: its called the bungie turd and really sucks when it happens
A courtesy warning issued to a companion while walking that there is, in fact, a turd ahead in their trajectory.
Bro, I'm not sure if that was human or dog, but thanks to your Turd Alert, I didn't have to find out the hard way!
The implication that a person indulges in the fondling of fecal matter. A thoroughly despicable person often of dubious legitimacy and sexual ambivalence.
Kevin is a world-class turd-fondler.
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(noun) Like the name suggests, turd fly refers to the flies that sit on feces. It's used to describe any person who is nasty, acts annoying, or is just a jerk in general.
Did you see that turd fly pull out in front of me?
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A desperate woman fornicating old try poop that was formed into a dildo.
Yo i bet you that hoe is so into turd sex, look at her play wit that dog poo.
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A trailer park or mobile home community.
Billy Bob: "Jimmy, that was some fine ass crank you've picked up for us. Where did you get this? It feels like my heart is going to explode!"
Jimmy Dean: "I picked it up at the Turd Farm that Old Man Higgins oversees. Turdlet number 36 to be exact, you know...Ray Ray's old turdlet."
Billy Bob: "Yes I reckon' I know a couple of people at that particular farm."
Jimmy Dean: Yep, right off of Pike Street. And yes Billy, this is the finest shit you will ever see. Say, now enough about Turd Farms. Quit hogging all the fun!"
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