To stab someone below the waist. Most of the time it means stabbing someoneβs asscheeks.
That gronk doesnβt wanna pay his tik, so next time I see him Iβm gonna give him a Turkish Revenge.
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it is when a girl pisses (while sitting) and a man pisses between her legs.
aw baby i gotta go too!
turkish gentleman?
yes!
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The Turkish Taco is a sex act involving the insertion of cooked ground lamb in to the vaginal canal, which is then orally consumed by ether a male or female partner.
The Turkish Taco is believed to have to have originated in the Saltanhamet district of Istanbul, it hit its peak of popularity in the mid 1970s but the practice has since waned.
after there trip to Istanbul Bill and Miranda made Turkish Tacos once a week
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When one has held in a fart for a prolonged period of time and the flatulence is at the point of release, so to avoid social indecency one clenches their sphincter and sucks the fart back up into their colon
After we went out to eat Indian food, I was watching this movie with my slampiece and she was rubben' my junk. But the whole time I was holding in a fart so I pulled a Turkish Wormhole so that my wicked curry smelling shit wouldn't cockblock me.
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Calling into work claiming you have over slet when actually you can't be bothered to get up cos you are having sex with your boy/girlfriend or both!
Katie: I'm going to be late in today
Nick: How come, is everything OK?
Katie: Yeah, I just over slept!
Nick: You liar!! You've had a Turkish Lie in!
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When you take one square/sheet of toilet paper poke a hole thought the center of the sheet and put the paper all the way down by your kuckel and wipe your ass with your index finger then use the small dot that you poked though to clean the feces from underneath your finger nail.
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Very deadly farts, after a individual eats at a Turkish restaurant.
Andrew: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT FUCKING SMELL!?
Dan: O, sorry dude... Its those fucking Turkish farts.
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