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Turkish Revenge

To stab someone below the waist. Most of the time it means stabbing someone’s asscheeks.

That gronk doesn’t wanna pay his tik, so next time I see him I’m gonna give him a Turkish Revenge.

by JimmyDJunkie September 8, 2020

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


turkish gentleman

it is when a girl pisses (while sitting) and a man pisses between her legs.

aw baby i gotta go too!
turkish gentleman?
yes!

by nikornic December 11, 2010

6πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Turkish Taco

The Turkish Taco is a sex act involving the insertion of cooked ground lamb in to the vaginal canal, which is then orally consumed by ether a male or female partner.

The Turkish Taco is believed to have to have originated in the Saltanhamet district of Istanbul, it hit its peak of popularity in the mid 1970s but the practice has since waned.

after there trip to Istanbul Bill and Miranda made Turkish Tacos once a week

by Nubian Branda March 27, 2010

6πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Turkish Wormhole

When one has held in a fart for a prolonged period of time and the flatulence is at the point of release, so to avoid social indecency one clenches their sphincter and sucks the fart back up into their colon

After we went out to eat Indian food, I was watching this movie with my slampiece and she was rubben' my junk. But the whole time I was holding in a fart so I pulled a Turkish Wormhole so that my wicked curry smelling shit wouldn't cockblock me.

by plyd011 November 11, 2011

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Turkish Lie in

Calling into work claiming you have over slet when actually you can't be bothered to get up cos you are having sex with your boy/girlfriend or both!

Katie: I'm going to be late in today
Nick: How come, is everything OK?
Katie: Yeah, I just over slept!
Nick: You liar!! You've had a Turkish Lie in!

by the Xor November 14, 2008

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


turkish towel

When you take one square/sheet of toilet paper poke a hole thought the center of the sheet and put the paper all the way down by your kuckel and wipe your ass with your index finger then use the small dot that you poked though to clean the feces from underneath your finger nail.

turkish towel crap but ass

by iiBovice August 1, 2009

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Turkish fart

Very deadly farts, after a individual eats at a Turkish restaurant.

Andrew: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT FUCKING SMELL!?

Dan: O, sorry dude... Its those fucking Turkish farts.

by blindmelon93 April 12, 2010

5πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž