A dumb idiot no one likes except for big forehead people that has a potato forehead he’s a dumb little punk that is stupid and cocky fuck turner and he has a microscopic penis
Turner is stupid
Olivia I dated him for money oh wait he has none
Being called a 'Turner', is a colloquialism around the South Gloucestershire area meaning, slightly dim witted, daft, slow to grasp basic skills etc.
Engineer 'Can you pass me a pair of side cutters please'
Apprentice 'Here you go'
Engineer 'That's a screwdriver, you Turner'!!
Who is the best girl ever?
Shabnam Rose Turner
Alfie Turner is a very small man with a massive penis , some would say ginormous
“Holy shit look Alfie Turner’s massive wang”
A small indie girl from London with brown hair that consistently makes straight boys turn gay just by them looking at her.
Some girls are such channel turners
A white pot noodle who thinks he can rap and is a model when he modelled once :)
“Mate he’s just like Ashton turner”
“What do you mean”
“He can’t rap and his hair is a damp pot noodle ygm ”
“Ahhh I get u g”
He is a sideski from the leftski on the Right side because da war kein Geld
Aber wenn er ein let ist ist er ein san und gibt Par sidekicks
John turnering macht sich warm mit Tricks