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An attention starved tattoo addict. They need to have as many tattoos as possible. Certain to live a life of regret when the middle age sag causes all that ink to look like greasy smears....
"I don't mean to be an Ink twinkie but I have a 2 inch area on my foot that I can squeeze another swallow of star on. Which one should I do?"
A twinkie toaster is when you use a twinkie or a twinkie rapper as a condom.
Jim:Hey Harry, what did you do last night?
Harry:I met up with Mary and we got to the bedroom but i couldn't find a rubber so we used a twinkie toaster.
Jim:Nice dude keep it clean.
While performing anal intercourse, the receiver begins to defecate as the penetrator reaches orgasm, filling the log of fecal matter with semen, forming a semen filled fecal log, the "Twinkie"
We were doing anal and she started shitting on my dick, I couldn't help but give her a Colorado Twinkie
When two +300 lbs Caucasian men engage in sexual intercourse then proceed to climax simultaneously on to their bellies and finally bond together to form a glorious mess.
Bill: I just heard Ralph and Keith did a Texas Twinkie to one another!
Tom: I can go for a Texas Twinkie myself...
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A young teenage girl who thinks she's hotter than the rest, likes attention from older men, a total airhead bimbo that probably eats tide pods and takes 1000 selfies.
Look at that tide pod eating little twinkie twat flirting with the geezers.
The term used for a guy who likes to peep other guys packages but pretends he's a Derick and dates girls.
Or a multipurpose term for anyone you don't like.
Or a term of endearment for your closest friends.
Or what you call your Professor behind his back.
Dear Diary,
Today Jeff made me go to a dirty pool party.
What a twinkie peeper.