A twinkie toaster is when you use a twinkie or a twinkie rapper as a condom.
Jim:Hey Harry, what did you do last night?
Harry:I met up with Mary and we got to the bedroom but i couldn't find a rubber so we used a twinkie toaster.
Jim:Nice dude keep it clean.
TWINKIE MEEEOOOOW!
The true Joe Moment
twinkie meow the cat from fortnite
While performing anal intercourse, the receiver begins to defecate as the penetrator reaches orgasm, filling the log of fecal matter with semen, forming a semen filled fecal log, the "Twinkie"
We were doing anal and she started shitting on my dick, I couldn't help but give her a Colorado Twinkie
When two +300 lbs Caucasian men engage in sexual intercourse then proceed to climax simultaneously on to their bellies and finally bond together to form a glorious mess.
Bill: I just heard Ralph and Keith did a Texas Twinkie to one another!
Tom: I can go for a Texas Twinkie myself...
A young teenage girl who thinks she's hotter than the rest, likes attention from older men, a total airhead bimbo that probably eats tide pods and takes 1000 selfies.
Look at that tide pod eating little twinkie twat flirting with the geezers.
The term used for a guy who likes to peep other guys packages but pretends he's a Derick and dates girls.
Or a multipurpose term for anyone you don't like.
Or a term of endearment for your closest friends.
Or what you call your Professor behind his back.
Dear Diary,
Today Jeff made me go to a dirty pool party.
What a twinkie peeper.