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The act of tucking your penis between your legs (so it's facing backward) and then mooning someone.
For a real surprise, I rolled down the window and delivered an ugly elephant to the carload of women.
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When you're out drinking and it's time for the clubs to close. The fluorescent lights (ugly lights)come on, and feverish attempts are made to hide oneself in the midst of their harsh white glow. You realise that the Hottie you have been making out with in a dark corner with is glaringly unattractive, but you realise even more so that after 8 hours of drinking, you look like utter shit- it's Ugly Hour.
Girl 1: You look like shit. What time did you make it home this morning?
Girl 2: Oh, when the club was about to close I decided I'd had enough...
Girl 1: You're were out till Ugly Hour?
Girl 2: Yes, and it was indeed very ugly...
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post two bagger
dingo ugly is:
when you wake up in the morning, with a hideous woman lying on your arm, who is so hideous, that you have to gnaw your arm off to escape (just like a dingo caught in a trap)
a - "where's your arm dude?"
b - "I got wasted and woke up with this dingo ugly chick on it"
a - "ahh man.... you did the right thing" *pats on stump*
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A girl that is not all that attractive to look at but when you get speaking to her you realise she is really quite cute as a person and you wanna lick her shitter like an apple fritter because of this.
Hey I heard Dan settled down with an ugly but cute girl
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A person not conventionally good looking but something about them is so hot.
Mac Miller is basically the definition of ugly sexy
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A human being so repugnant that no amount of mind altering substances could possibly make them attractive.
That girl is Peyote Ugly.
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