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Waffling the Pancakes

When one person wildly misinterprets a post or cmment, usually on Twitter and TikTok, so that the OP looks bad. This usually occurs when a chronically online teenager tries to accuse the original poster of ableism, homophobia, racism and other forms of bigotry when the original post didn't intend to. Said responses are referred to as "waffled pancakes".

The phrase is in reference to a Twitter user who described the phenomenon with an analogy using pancakes and waffles. People tend to reply to waffled pancakes and screenshots of waffled pancakes with a screenshot of said tweet. It reads as follows:

"Twitter is the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted.

You can say 'I like pancakes' and somebody will say 'So you hate waffles?'

No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talking about."

Person A: Do y'all remember these when you were a kid #nostalga *Posts a picture of Beados*
Person B: Ummmmm this is had a date rape drug in these????? Is this supposed to promote sexual assault?? Besides, not all kids had the privilege of having toys, you classist POS! Check your privilege and educate yourself! I'm shaking!!!!!!!!
Person A: Wow. Waffling the pancakes much?

by StarGarnet03 November 3, 2022

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community waffle

The corner prostitute with many venereal diseases that everyone on the block has been with

"Betsy here is known as the community waffle of Springfield."

by Wafflelover689 September 30, 2017


taint waffle

A term usaliy used to insult some one about their saggy vaginia.

You fucking taint waffle!

by The1qwert November 22, 2013


Top Waffle

In hockey, scoring top shelf on the goalie's waffle (aka blocker) side. Also known as EggOโ„ข.

That goalie got SNIPED EggO Top Waffle!

by SNIPE SHOW DANGLES November 22, 2007


Waffle fin

The unmoisturised out layer of a ladies vajayjay

After vacating the river rapids at hurricane harbour Sanjay adjusts his speedos, turns to his wife Geeta and gasped....! GEETA.... I CAN SEE UR WAFFLE FIN

by Himmy homez January 25, 2012


donkey on a waffle

To engage in work at your own pace while giving the impression of assigning it the highest of priorities. Due to the vague nature of the statement, once the true meaning is discovered, it is neither questioned nor criticized.

(First regained popularity as a phrase in the IT industry around late 1999 - early 2000.)

"I'll be all over getting these reports done like a donkey on a waffle!"

by Dean Webb October 28, 2004

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Poop Waffle

When a dried flat clump of shit falls off the bottom of your shoe and the imprint leaves a waffle shape.

Hey tell your friend Vito he can't come over anymore, he keeps tracking poop waffles in my house

by snazzyypp January 17, 2015

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