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Baltimore Waffle

Its a spin on the infamous Boston Pancake, the difference is after taking a dump on your partners chest you step in the pile with a boot, or vintage Nike running shoe, leaving a shit waffle on their chest...then dispense semen topping

I was going to give you a Boston Pancake, but I didnt feel like sitting in my own shit..so I gave you a Baltimore Waffle instead.

by woodan December 26, 2011

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top the waffles

to ejaculate onto a woman's breasts

Yeah, I titty fucked her. I made sure to top the waffles real good.

by Mike Jonesy February 22, 2008

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Hot Waffle

You take some laxitives and shit on someones chest through a tennis racket.

Man, James passed out last night so I have him a Hot Waffle

by penisdemil0 May 6, 2009

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douche waffle

A realy Annoying person who does not know when to shut their mouth

Emily you are a douche waffle

by IamSMACK December 22, 2008

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taint waffle

A term usaliy used to insult some one about their saggy vaginia.

You fucking taint waffle!

by The1qwert November 22, 2013


Top Waffle

In hockey, scoring top shelf on the goalie's waffle (aka blocker) side. Also known as EggOโ„ข.

That goalie got SNIPED EggO Top Waffle!

by SNIPE SHOW DANGLES November 22, 2007


Waffling the Pancakes

When one person wildly misinterprets a post or cmment, usually on Twitter and TikTok, so that the OP looks bad. This usually occurs when a chronically online teenager tries to accuse the original poster of ableism, homophobia, racism and other forms of bigotry when the original post didn't intend to. Said responses are referred to as "waffled pancakes".

The phrase is in reference to a Twitter user who described the phenomenon with an analogy using pancakes and waffles. People tend to reply to waffled pancakes and screenshots of waffled pancakes with a screenshot of said tweet. It reads as follows:

"Twitter is the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted.

You can say 'I like pancakes' and somebody will say 'So you hate waffles?'

No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talking about."

Person A: Do y'all remember these when you were a kid #nostalga *Posts a picture of Beados*
Person B: Ummmmm this is had a date rape drug in these????? Is this supposed to promote sexual assault?? Besides, not all kids had the privilege of having toys, you classist POS! Check your privilege and educate yourself! I'm shaking!!!!!!!!
Person A: Wow. Waffling the pancakes much?

by StarGarnet03 November 3, 2022

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