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Stealth Wank

A crafty wank thats done in a stealthy way; so as not to attract unwanted attention.

Pikey had a stealth wank in the park the other day whilst reading the newspaper.

by B13_Haters February 10, 2009

22๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


wanking face

The face one pulls while in the act of masterbating

Lol you should see martins wanking face, it looks like his seen a ghost and got a wheelbarrow up his ass

by mitch00uk March 31, 2015

22๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


fandom wank

Both a noun and a verb.

1. Fannish absurdity, self importance, gratuitious grandiosity. Named for the community on journalfen.net.

2. to be the object of said community

1. Few friendships survive a good fandom wank.

2. After Mary Sue threatened to leave the Harry Potter fandom because her opus "When Harry met Mary" was laughed at, she was fandom wanked.

by minion of the Hive Vagina March 17, 2004

103๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


cheese wank

A term used to describe someone that not only is a wanker, but also a cheesy wanker. It does not mean that that person wanks off nor wanks off to cheese or with cheese. It just means that that person is a loser, douche bag, hated, etc.

Al: You know Bob from accounting? The one that kisses so much ass? He got promoted.

Jack: What?! What a fucking cheese wank. That makes me wanna T-bag him.

by Fonetix1 November 24, 2008

49๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wank Account

The ammount of semen held in reserve in one's testicles at any given point in time.

"I'm sorry sir. You are only allowed to make six withdrawals from your account per day"

by Vince Mincer June 7, 2005

81๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wank Palace

A guy's room that is rigged up with every tech boy toy there is

Yeah, that's his computer cave, or as he calls it, his wank palace.

by tomwrong January 14, 2011


King Wank

After a few days/weeks or sometimes months of being unable to find yourself in a situation where you can masterbate, It will be paramount for your health and well-being to have a king wank or as some say, a King Wankathon. A king wank consists of multiple back to back wanks (sometimes hitting double figures). After youโ€™ve completed this task you will need an armchair to sit and to rest your arms like a king would on his thrown. As a bonus while performing the act you get a โ€˜no one can touch me right nowโ€™ kind of feel whilst the dopamine courses through your veins.

Whereโ€™s Tom? Oh thatโ€™s right he was staying at his parents house for the last few days, he must have had a king wank when he got home, heโ€™d be fast asleep, โ€˜All hail king Tomโ€™.

by King wank July 31, 2019