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Both a noun and a verb.
1. Fannish absurdity, self importance, gratuitious grandiosity. Named for the community on journalfen.net.
2. to be the object of said community
1. Few friendships survive a good fandom wank.
2. After Mary Sue threatened to leave the Harry Potter fandom because her opus "When Harry met Mary" was laughed at, she was fandom wanked.
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A term used to describe someone that not only is a wanker, but also a cheesy wanker. It does not mean that that person wanks off nor wanks off to cheese or with cheese. It just means that that person is a loser, douche bag, hated, etc.
Al: You know Bob from accounting? The one that kisses so much ass? He got promoted.
Jack: What?! What a fucking cheese wank. That makes me wanna T-bag him.
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The ammount of semen held in reserve in one's testicles at any given point in time.
"I'm sorry sir. You are only allowed to make six withdrawals from your account per day"
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A guy's room that is rigged up with every tech boy toy there is
Yeah, that's his computer cave, or as he calls it, his wank palace.
After a few days/weeks or sometimes months of being unable to find yourself in a situation where you can masterbate, It will be paramount for your health and well-being to have a king wank or as some say, a King Wankathon. A king wank consists of multiple back to back wanks (sometimes hitting double figures). After you’ve completed this task you will need an armchair to sit and to rest your arms like a king would on his thrown. As a bonus while performing the act you get a ‘no one can touch me right now’ kind of feel whilst the dopamine courses through your veins.
Where’s Tom? Oh that’s right he was staying at his parents house for the last few days, he must have had a king wank when he got home, he’d be fast asleep, ‘All hail king Tom’.
Shaun liked nothing better than a Romantic Wank after a long day at the office. Put on some Barry White run a hot bath light some candles and charm the snake while getting freaky like Grace Jones until bed time.
Wanking casually, usually when a person wanks whilst talking to a friend and having a generally good time. Often happens at social gatherings
Hey Sean? Are you having a casual wank?