The level of alcohol intoxication that you can only reach when you are in the college town of Kalamazoo Michigan.
Bro I was straight up the definition of kalamazoo wasted after you gave me 5 of those LBJ's.
Where one does not engage in masterbation because they believe they will not have enough time to get a quality jerk in. However the expected time is wildly underestimated and they could have wanked in the aforementioned time frame.
DUDE 1: "Man I could have masterbated last night, but I thought my parents would get home. But then they took 2 hours longer than I thought!"
DUDE 2: "What a wasted wankertunnity brah!"
The 21st century generation of mindless, brainwashed imbeciles; with a primary concern of buying poor quality drugs and complaining about how shit their lives' are.
"The waste generation are going to cause the extinction of the human race!"
one who is incapacitated by alcohol consumption that ordinary bodily functions such as speaking and seeing are substantially impaired. effects of those most often involve repeated vomiting, crying, sleeping, misconduct, forgetfulness, pain around or on the anal area, etc.
Dude, can you not pee on my carpet you wasted fuck.
That wasted fuck Will had so much to drink that he did not realize the huge man punishing him from behind.
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Doing something that doesn't need to be done
Painting the bottom of a dumpster is a wasting time
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The discomfort you feel after ingesting substantial amount of liquids, specifically water, accompanied with slight exhaustion.
I.E.- "I just downed 2 liters of water, i feel so Water-Wasted."
"Stop drinking all that soda, Jake! Your going to get Water-Wasted."
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Being completely hammered on South Padre Island, Texas. Best when alcohol consumption begins before noon, continues into the evening hours, and eventually ends in the wee hours of the morning.
"Damn mike that girl that pissed your air mattress must have been padre wasted."
"I haven't drank all week long, I'm gonna get padre wasted this weekend."
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