punching above your weight

A person that is with someone a lot less hotter than themselves .

kev with your big nose and gammon ears you are punching above your weight going out with natasha...like well above. that girl is hot.

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gentleman's clock weights

The southerly appendages of the male reproductive system, contained within the nad bag, and known to swing back and forth, not unlike the clock weights in a grandfather clock.

Eric to Harold in the 1981 Brokeback classic, Chariots Of Fire: "I do so hope this running ends soon Harold old chap. My gentleman's clock weights are chaffed redder than a baboons arse!"

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pulling his own weight

when a man had a dick bigger than 1 1/2 feet

that dude is pulling his own weight

put your weights up

Deliberately and secretly disadvantaging someone in some way in the workplace. For example, overloading them with work, denying them training opportunities or spreading gossip about them.

Originated in Australia - New Zealand and derived from the practice of adding weights to the saddle of a race horse to handicap it and slow it down.

If you don't kiss arse with that bastard manager, he'll put your weights up at the next performance appraisal.

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Punches above his weight

1. Describes someone that you would not expect to excel at a challenge or overcome adversity.

2. An unassuming person.

3. Underdog

Although Reggie is one 5”2’. He made the basketball team since he punches above his weight

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Weighted Average Sexual Age

Weighted Average Sexual Age (WASA):

The weighted average age of a person's sexual partners.

Calculated as the sum of (Age of partner x Number of sexual intercourses with partner) for all sexual partners.

It is expected that a cool adult male's WASA be less than his age.

An adult female's WASA should be 5-10% higher than her age.

Wade's Weighted Average Sexual Age is massive....over 30! He loves his MILFs.

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pick up ya weight

to get up, to literally pick up tour weight.

u in my spot homie pick up ya weight

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