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The mythical Whiskey, created from the very blood of the gods. Aged for at least one Kalpa (4.32 Billion Years) and with a half-life of 3000 years it is the strongest whiskey ever discovered. There is only one bottle in existence, reaching far above the atmosphere of the Earth. The title can also be used when someone asks a question which requires an answer of unutterable volume.
-"Dude, how much rocket fuel do they need to fly to the moon?
-"About a half of an Aslång whiskey I suppose!"
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When Corey has had so much whiskey that he’s even softer than normal and only Tay can get him hard.
Man, I drank so much last night I nearly got that Whiskey dick (Corey style)!
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When you drink to the point of your hands losing their grip.
Sorry I ruined your rug with my whiskey grip!
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To receive oral sex whilst playing Modern Warfare 2.
Person 1: Dude I got a whiskey hotel last night!
Person 2: NO WAY, was it the best thing you've ever experienced?
Person 1: Better than being born my man.
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Term used when a man who has been drinking engages in sexual acts with a man or woman and can not get erect due to alcohol consumption. Often used as an excuse when a man has erectile dysfunction and is too embarrassed to admit it.
"Your pathetic Joe, you didnt even bang that chick and she was asking for it!" said Tim.
"Joe, i already told you, I had a horrible case of Whiskey Dick!" said Joe
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i.e., the mother of four across the street that sits in the driveway with her whiskey close at hand. After a few hours of observation, you'll notice a slight tango in her whiskey walk.
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Old school junk rock band from New Jersey.
The Wiskey Sluts pown you newbies!
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