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Bomb Whisperer

Name for special forces personnel who's job is specifically to call for fire or air support (bombs) on targets in a mission area of operations.

Bomb Whisperer to Reaper, fire mission. JDAM to 34.632104, 69.079971, danger close. stand by for authentication...

by b4ctom1 June 16, 2011


Window whisper

The act of passing gas into another's open window, at night, of course.

If those goddamn hippies don’t stop banging those drums, I’m going to window whisper the shit out of their houses

by A four pound pud September 10, 2019


Divorce whisperer

The person who confronts you with the truth that you should get a divorce.

I'm forever grateful to Sofia, my divorce whisperer, for telling me that I should get a divorce instead of continuing to try to make a failing marriage work.

by Wonder Woman JK June 21, 2018


Chicken Whisperer

A person an inordinate love for chickens. They seek to accommodate them in unusual situations.

A chicken Whisperer will invited a chicken into their hotel room for a nice bath and a safe place to roost. Without any funny business.

by Katy loves chickens July 2, 2022


Wood Whisperer

A woman who can give you wood just by her voice

That woman at the bar must have been a wood whisperer. She gave me a hard on just with her voice.

by Eye Glass Pimp August 24, 2015


Wally's whispers

A politically correct alternative to Chinese whispers, particularly suitable for the modern workplace where miscommunication is caused by middle management idiots not understanding anything but still desperate to impress, rather than by language difficulties.

Programmer to middle manager: We need to deploy X because A happened. Please ask the client before we proceed.
Middle manager to client: we deployed X so now B is supported
Programmer (on reading the minutes): ugh, Wally's whispers strikes again

by finbar007 May 23, 2023


asshole whisperer

Someone whom has a gift and understanding in communication with assholes

Everywhere we go he always ends up talking to assholes being defined the asshole whisperer

by asshole whispered December 24, 2017