Twinkie Wiener Sandwich

A Ball Park hot dog cooked to plumpness encased in a Hostess Twinkie Snack Cake and topped with Cheez Whiz Brand cheese spread.

I was feeling a bit hungry, so I made myself a delicious and satisfying Twinkie Wiener Sandwich to sooth my growling stomach.

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big wiener sami

Big weiner sami is a person with the biggest wiener in the entire world her wiener is 501092982817737371761829292919 miles long

Did you see Big wiener sami I saw it in Yemen the other day.

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spicy wiener schnitzel

the act of basting your penis in tabasco sauce and having a german shepard perform fellatio on your fiery flavored wiener.

Jeff : hey Lassie, ya hungry girl? well i've got your favorite. just wait a minute while i fix you a spicy wiener schnitzel.

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Chinese Wiener Cuff

When 1 dude puts his foreskin over the other dudes dick head

When I wanna get down like Shazzam from H-Town with my homo lover, I dazzle him with the Chinese Wiener Cuff! Works every time!!

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Spoon Wiener Slapper

Someone who walks into local grocery stores and slaps his wiener with a spoon while walking like he just got ass banged.

"It's the Spoon Wiener Slapper!"

*slap slap slap slap slap*

wiener balls cum

actual facts my nigga

nigga 1: last night I had sex with that cute girl

nigga 2: did she make ur wiener balls cum?

nigga 1: facts

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Secret Wiener Society

An organization based on the act of secretively holding objects resembling wieners to its members pelvic regions.

Travis McFarland, the boy holding a banana to his crotch, is the creator of the Secret Wiener Society.

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