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The bitch who decided to have sex and decide to get pregnant, and decides to abuse you for 18 years. (She is a whore!!)
OMG, i hate my mom!!!
Well, at least she made you (and is a slut!!)
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The original MILF. And Steve Stifler's Mom in the American Pie Series she is mainly known in the story line for having sexual relations with Paul Finch AKA Shitbreak and also with Jim's Dad in American Reunion.
Cmon Finchy ~ Stifler's Mom
Ohh Stifler's Mom ~ Paul Finch
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Why you should listen to the teacher in class.
(teacher finishes lecture)
Teacher: Okay now students, you may now begin your work.
Ben (whispering): Hey Chris, what are we doing?
Chris: Your MOM!!
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Usually rich or upper middle class white women. Married to husbands that have no role in raising their children and leave that to them. They tend to drive mini vans or large SUVS. They have no other role then to drive kids to private school, soccer practice, violen lessons, drama class, yoga for kids, summer camp and the mall. They can be easily spoted with the "my kid is honor student" bumper sticker and four kids jumping around. Mother is always on the cell phone and in the process cuts people off.
They are loud and annoying at games because they think they know more than the coach.
Soccer Mom - Why isn't my little Kevin playing?
Coach - Because your kid sucks at soccer
Soccer Mom - Kevin is going to be the next David Beckham, you just watch.
Coach - Whatever bitch, step off of the field.
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A woman you slept with way back in the day that tells you her grown man son is yours.
“You heard about Todd right?”
“No.”
“Some lady out here saying her grown man son is his. That fool got a manny moms now.”
“He think he Robert Redford from the Natural.”
To stand there no matter how fast or slow the beat of the song is swaying from side to side while snapping your fingers.
As I peered over to the dance floor I acknowledged the woman performing the mom dance to both techno and to a love song.
Moms of adult children who walk out.
The Mom exit.
Droves of women leaving their adult children’s lives. Driving these women to give zero fucks. You may recognize them in their front yards lifting one arm and sometimes both arms to the sky. Giving a no fuck sign. The letter O. Zero.
“Sandy gives zero fucks about Adams heroin bill.”
Carley didn’t mention her Mom in her pageant speech. “Wow, what a bitch. My Mom got up and left the pageant.”
“Adams’s on Heroin again.” Hey, not my problem. -Mom
Jacob Copelands Mom got up and left the signing ceremony!
The Mom Exit.