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1. Contrary to popular belief, the Counting Crows are actually several middle-aged buttholes that have brainwashed most radio stations and youth into believing they make music. Actually, they make extremely expensive garbage-noise which is painful to hear in much the same way a fever hallucination is to experience.
2. An activity a person in a wheatfield might do.
hey, its long december! i love counting crows!
what? wait... really?
what do you mean? they're a really good band.
i hope your kids die of rabies.
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When a guy or girl has a shit ton of pubes and it comes out of there pants.
Man look at stacy shes such a whore, look her crows nest is hanging out!
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A potentially lethal alcoholic concoction. The recipe is easy, yet entirely idiotic and unhealthy. After drinking your favorite flavor of Four Loko about a fourth of the way, simply add a shot of tequila and a 5-Hour Energy to the can and mix well. Once you get past the awful taste and constant desire to vomit, this drink will have you yelling aggressively, punching out paparazzi, and throwing telephones at hotel workers, just like the actor Russell Crowe. Drink at your own risk.
Eduardo just shotgunned a Russell Crowe! What a fuckin' animal!
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Colloquial term for a Goth. So named because of their tendency to "bum crows".
I went to see Bauhaus and I couldn;t move for crowbummers.
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A mentally deficient australian actor more widely known for picking fights everywhere he goes than his acting. A scrouder. Was born in New Zealand but officially disowned by the general public and sent to Australia.
Russell Crowe is a scrouter.
What?! Since when was Russell Crowe considered a heart throb? He's such a scrouder!
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A yobo but a top bloke nonetheless because he likes to sink piss and run amok.
Russel Crowe may be a yobo, but he'd kick your arse 'cause you're a whiny little bitch and he's a hard-arse. Get me a phone to throw at this knob-toucher.
Russel Crowe in Romper Stomper is one bad-arse mother fucker.
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One who defines themselves by taking a contrarian view on political issues, even if it is an assanine view.
Sheryl Crow is a Saddam Hussein loving ditz.
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