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Something that belongs in the kitchen or the bedroom. Should not be driving. Should not be on the internet, as there is no computer between the bedroom and the kitchen.
Some women should not be allowed to talk. Their brain is ruled by emotions and hormones, and become very unstable during certain times of the month. Should be making men sammichs. Should bring a beer to their partner when he enters the door after a long day of work, and should also allow their partner to get some action whenever he desires.
Your mom is a woman.
Guy 1: Dude, I'm hungry.
Guy 2: WOMAN!
Woman: Yes, my dear?
Guy 2: Make me and my friend a sammich. Then head up to the bedroom for some action later.
Woman: Yes, my dear.
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A crazy bitch who cannot control their emotions. Known to: rage, cry, pms, and much more. Women (pl.) are known to rarely make up their minds and to never say what they really mean. women have a very hard time moving on from stuff due to emotional ties which are fucking stupid. Typically very talkative and don't know their place.
Person A: "man, my girlfriend just wont shut the fuck up"
Person B: "so she's a 'woman'?"
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Any person that talks way too much, constantly nags, is extrememly paranoid, or is completely psychotic. They have been known for their low level of intelligence and ability to spend money on useless things. They like corn and yams usually.
Why is that woman doin that?
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An Object, not unlike a toaster
Guy 1: hey i need to clean my house can i borrow your broom?
Guy 2: It's broken but you can borrow my woman if you want it's just as good
Guy 1: Thanks man you rock!
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Kitchen tool
Perfect In the kitchen
Brilliant at making sandwiches
There’s two genders kitchen(woman) and man
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The one who ate the apple from the forbidden tree and Fucked it up for all of us.
Man 1: Im going to Hell.
Man 2: Why?
Man1: Cuz of a Woman.
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A vessel that holds the counterpart of the penis.
In order to lose your virginity you must make love to a woman with her consent.
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