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13 Year Old Boy

13 year old boys like to fuck your mom, say "my bad cuh, forgi'me." There's also a 64% he is bisexual.

if you are 13 years old get the fuck off of this website and go outside.

A 13 Year Old Boy just fucked my mom!!1!!!1!

by fucking gay ass bitch August 31, 2022

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Seventeen year old man

A seventeen year old male human. A term that sexually enlightened people use and it is the right term according to the teen liberation movement.

John is a seventeen year old man.

by Deep blue 2012 August 19, 2010

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my 9 year old daughter reads this

An internet meme, similar to "I'm 12 years old and what is this".
It originally started on the website mylifeisaverage.com when a poster said that their 9 year old daughter read the website and that the other users of the site should watch what they said.

It is used as a joke when something inappropriate or something using cuss words is posted.

Person 1:Omg, I'm so badass.
Person 2: My 9 year old daughter reads this!

by quinchles October 6, 2009

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the mysteriously vanishing 40-year old actress

The worst kept secret in American entertainment - be it film, stage or television : be a woman, be an actor and turn 40 years old, and your career is effectively over. You're done.

The American actress Hilary Swank a few years back played the lead in a film called 'Amelia', a biopic about Amelia Earhart. Earhart, for those of you who may not recall, was a famous early 20th century American female aviator who, at the age of 40, mysteriously disappeared and was never seen again. Ever. Which, when you think about it, is right up Hollywood's alley because if you're an actress and you're in Tinseltown and you turn 40, you disappear, too. Never seen again. Never. Ever. The mysteriously vanishing 40-year old actress.

by Virgin Suicides November 6, 2017

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i am 12 years old and what is this

A reaction of a 12 year old on something inappropriate.

'porn on youtube'
''i am 12 years old and what is this''

by david.david.son June 26, 2009

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Star Wars according to a 3 year old

A home video, originally posted on Youtube, of a little girl reviewing the plot of "Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope" at the kitchen table in the way only a 3 year old can. She is very articulate for a child her age - despite the fact that her sypnosis ends at Princess Leia's planet getting "blowed up". The video has been parodied numerous times, and has recieved several Youtube comments accusing the filmmaker of "working the kid too hard" in order to produce the film.

"... but don't talk back to Darth Vader or he'll get you!" - little girl in "Star Wars according to a 3 year old"

by Mrs. Rachael Mercury August 23, 2008

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Kyle likes 9 year old

its simple he likes little kids and won't stop until he finds them all

Kyle likes 9 year old its just that simple

by 9 year old predator December 17, 2018

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