Your Face

A phrase used when there's nothing left to say..preferably after someone else has said "your mom" or "yo momma"

" your mom"
"yeah well your face"

"sure your rich and smart but.... your face"

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up yours

Equivalent to "go to hell", "fuck off", etc.

Person 1: See? This never woulda happened if you'd just listened...
Person 2: Up yours!

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your gay

An insult by someone who can't differentiate 'your' from 'you're'.

your gay

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In Your Dreams!

What you think and what she feels are two different things.

You may be handsome and charming, but she is NOT your 'ex'... because that would mean (at one time) you were worthy and A gentleMAN... in your dreams!

Instead, you are a... a... a word that has yet to be invented. And a big one at that!

P.S., the only way she would lay naked with you, is in a mass grave! :D

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your ancestor

when somebody keeps interrupting your talk by saying your mom, the phrase "your ancestor" will be the best way to shut his/her mouth because there's no way that person will reply back with the bigger word

A: your mom
B: (says something)
A: your mom
B: (says something)
A: your mom
B: your ANCESTOR!

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it's your birthday

A term of encouragement often used to drunkenly encourage equally intoxicated acquaintances. Rarely used on the subject of encouragement's actual birthdate. Commonly preceeded by "Go (name)" and occasionally followed by, "no it's not, go anyway" when spoken by those in the 8-13 year old age bracket (who are hopefully not drunk).

"Look, Susan's about to dance on the bar!"

"Go Susan, it's your birthday!"

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your crush

someone that hates you

"dude i really like her"
"well your crush hates you, too bad"

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