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To maturbate, à la Jeffrey Toobin.
My girlfriend cancelled our big date. I guess I'll just stay home and Mute the Zoom.
The face one makes while on a remote video chat or meeting using zoom or other virtual meeting services. The resting zoom face is usually indicative of not remembering others can see your face.
Why do you all look so bored? Oh. It's only your resting zoom face.
The act of being in any video call/ conference, during witch you partner gets naked or otherwise flashing you causing distraction knowing you can't just walk away
"I was in an important video conference for work last night and Stacy started zooming me, do you know how hard it is to keep a straight face when a pair of double Ds are bouncing right in front of you."
Zooming can mean one of these things:
1. overanalyzing.
2. Moving fast.
3. To expand a size.
4. To doze off
1. "-Hey dude i found something interesting here. ~Seriously, thats just a visual effect. Stop zooming."
2. "The airplane is zooming in the skies."
3. "-Do some zooming on that image."
4. "-Your son is always zooming in the classroom."
The act of taking a really fast shit where the shit comes out quickly
“I’m zooming at your moms house my toilet was broken”
The act of zooming in on somebody's face very close for comedic affect..
"Bro watch me hound zoom this ridiculous photo of Jeremey's girlfriend"
The feeling of sluggishness, drowsiness, or laziness after spending hours indoors on Zoom. Similar to what one may feel on a rainy day or after sleeping in too late.
I have so many upcoming assignments but don't feel like looking at a screen one minute more after being on Zoom for the past 8 hours; this Zoom gloom is hitting me today