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Only escape from this cruel world
The reason I am single
(You are verry lucky when you are in a relationship where you both watch formula 1)
“Hi what are you doing today?”
“I’m gonna watch formula 1”
“Let me guess your single?”
Sussy are modified word from sus and baka are mean idiot or fool in Japanese and numba 1 are modified word from number 1
Top five sussy :flushed: :postbox:
Among us numba 5
You seeming sus lately numba 4
sus numba 3
Amogus numba 2
Sussy baka numba 1
a way to describe how attractive someone or something is by rating it on a scale of one to ten where 1 being a fucking pig and ten being a extremely hot man or women (usually a woman in most cases).
"How hot do you think that girl is?"
"I would say an (insert number between 1-10 here)."
A super super "addictive" medicine whose trademarks are running out
Dr Kahn prescribed Tylenol 1 and 3 for me I never got
have you heard 1+1=2? well your just a noob cause the awnser is fish! but according to non-sense we can take it futher, behold! fish+fish=1!!!!
person1: hey have you heard of 1+1=fish
person2: ya why?
person1: theres this new thing fish+fish=1
1.) To go shopping with a stoned friend for munchies and also pick up groceries you need.
2.) A situation where you have to run an errand and a friend tags because they either have something to do in the near where you're heading, want to pick up some weed from your destination, or both.
3.) A situation where a friend or friends are hanging out and toss money in to pick up some extra weed after finding out one of them already planned a deal for themselves.
A: Yeah, man. I'm about to pick up. He said he's about to head out the door in 10 minutes.
D: Mind if I kill 2 birds with 1 stoner and throw in some cash in to get myself some?
A: Sure, why not.
Eric: Me and Dave are gonna run out and pick up some food real quick. Do me a favor and save me a couple hits for when I get back sincr I haven't gotten a hit yet.
Dave: You hear him, we're killing 2 birds with 1 stoner. Let's roll.
when ur friend emily is so fucking obsessed with harry styles all she does is talk and post about him.
*emily posts harry styles edit on snap*
“damn she’s having a 1 emrection moment!”